The Canada Revenue Agency paid $635,980,000 in pandemic relief to high schoolers including thousands of Grade Nine students, according to Access To Information records. Parliament passed a hastily-drafted Canada Emergency Response Benefit Act that allowed children to apply, though cabinet said $2,000 relief cheques were supposed to help jobless workers facing eviction or foreclosure: 'It was to pay for groceries or rent.'
Future Frightening, MPs Told
Canada’s airline industry faces “frightening” long-term consequences due to delays in federal aid, the Commons transport committee was told yesterday. Unions appealed for relief for an industry that’s seen a ninety percent decline in traffic: "We are completely pissed off."
Urged Cuts To Cash For Life
Cabinet ignored its own in-house report recommending an end to cash-for-life expense accounts for ex-governors general, records show. The Canadian Taxpayers Federation yesterday released the report through Access To Information: "It's absolutely crazy."
Confused By The Carbon Tax
A Department of Finance executive responsible for the nation’s fiscal planning yesterday claimed the carbon tax is exempt from GST. It’s not. One MP expressed incredulity over confusion at the department that introduced the levy: "I'm sorry?"
Back More Small Biz Loans
Cabinet yesterday launched another loan guarantee program for small business effective February 1. Only businesses that already received wage and rent subsidies are permitted to apply: "A return to normal is still years away."
Fired Over 50-Cent Thefts
A labour arbitrator has ordered the University of Saskatchewan to rehire an immigrant janitor fired for pocketing fifty-cent cleaning rags. The dismissal followed a month-long hidden camera investigation: "I cannot sleep because of my mistake and I accept that what I did was wrong."
Silent On Failed Exec’s Bonus
Authorities yesterday would not disclose bonus payments to Tina Namiesniowski, failed $273,000-a year former president of the Public Health Agency. Namiesniowski resigned days ahead of a now-disclosed audit that found confusion and mismanagement at the Agency responsible for pandemic preparedness: "This deeply disturbing report exposes extensive disarray and sometimes chaos."
Demand Answers On Vaccine
The Commons health committee last night voted 11-0 to summon two cabinet members for questioning over pandemic vaccines. Cabinet’s own forecasts show just eight percent of Canadians eligible for vaccination will be able to get a Covid shot by March 31: "I mean, vaccines are the number one issue facing the country right now."
Immigration Hike Is Divisive
Canadians are divided on a proposal to hike immigration quotas eighteen percent. In-house research by Minister Marco Mendicino’s department found a large number of Canadians, including immigrants, opposed the increase: "Prioritize Canadian workers until Canada’s economy recovers."
Deloitte Never Disqualified
The Department of Public Works approved millions in contracts to Deloitte under a Government-Wide Integrity Regime though company subsidiaries have been fined for misconduct. SNC-Lavalin Group Inc. was also exempted from the federal blacklist: "We are aware of information relating to violations."
Says Parliament Is Vindictive
Senator Lynn Beyak (Ont.) yesterday resigned with a parting shot at Parliament as vindictive. Beyak, 71, had four years remaining in her term after twice being censured for publishing constituent letters deemed offensive: "They have constantly attacked me in Ottawa."
Will Ban Travelers’ Cheques
Cabinet is expected to introduce a bill disqualifying quarantined cross-border travelers from claiming $1,000 federal sickness benefits unless they had to leave the country for medical treatment. One Senator said Parliament must address “hypocrisy issues” involving legislators who took sun holidays: "This legislation is not designed to hold accountable those in places of power and privilege."
“Extreme Heat” No Problem
Canadians are up to three times more likely to freeze to death or perish in a snowmobile accident than die of heat stroke, says new federal data. Figures contradicted climate change claims by then-Environment Minister Catherine McKenna that extreme heat was “literally killing people.”
Only 41% In Rush For Shots
Fewer than half of Canadians, 41 percent, said they would rush to get a Covid-19 vaccine the minute it’s available, says internal Public Health Agency research. The Agency hired Statistics Canada for more study of actual vaccine take-up: "Many are still hesitant."
First Random Dope Test OK’d
First federal regulations permitting random workplace marijuana tests have been approved by the Canadian Nuclear Safety Commission. The Supreme Court eight years ago ruled random jobsite drug tests could only be used with cause or consent: "We are proud to have been the first."



