Prison wardens cannot deduct a hundred percent of inmates’ pay without permission to settle court fines, says a federal judge. The ruling came in the case of a convicted fraudster whose pay was taken to settle a $9,962 fine for forgery: 'He had a lengthy criminal record.'
Carbon Tax To Increase 50%
Cabinet will not postpone a scheduled fifty percent increase in the carbon tax on gasoline amid Covid-19 recession fears. The tax hike takes effect April 1 under legislation Parliament passed two years ago: "We are very aware."
Fed Aid Inadequate Say MPs
Parliament returns today to pass a Covid-19 aid bill MPs have already dismissed as inadequate. Legislators warned small business is “getting hammered” in the service sector: "We're seeing our downtown boarded up."
Worried By Testing Backlog
The federal Public Health Agency yesterday said it had no data on how long it takes Canadians to get tested for Covid-19, or the extent of a backlog at the National Microbiology Laboratory in Winnipeg. “This seems very concerning,” said one MP who shook hands with a virus carrier.
Knock & Go Says Post Office
Canada Post yesterday asked that householders stop opening their doors for parcel deliveries. A public health officer said there was no medical reason why postal workers should be at greater risk of contracting the Covid-19 virus: "I'm not quite sure what the risk would be."
Don’t Like That Red Banner
A federally-funded agency is complaining of “sensational” Covid-19 coverage by news media. The Mental Health Commission of Canada named no newsrooms but cited “bright red news banners”. The website of the World Health Organization carries a bright red news banner: 'It reinforces the threat signal.'
Even An MP Can’t Get Tested
A Conservative MP in self-quarantine after shaking hands with a Covid-19 carrier says he’s been unable to get tested. The Public Health Agency acknowledged a severe backlog in meeting requests for testing by Canadians with reason to suspect they may be infected: "I sat in the House of Commons and met lots of people."
Wins Directorship In 16 Days
Cabinet’s former leader in the Senate took a six-figure corporate appointment only days after leaving his position, records show. Senator Peter Harder (Ont.) did not reply to questions. Federal law mandates a year-long cooling off period for public office holders who look for work in the private sector: "Terrific."
Confusion & Delay On Border Rules: ‘Lineups Are Wild…’
New regulations on U.S.-bound drivers were so confusing Canada Border Services Agency managers were struggling to grasp the rules only hours before curbs took effect at 12:01 am Saturday. Customs officers cited “wild” lineups amid Covid-19 traffic restrictions: "Officers are frustrated and concerned."
Bill Ban Is Pandemic’s Fault
Telus Communications Inc. in a notice to customers said it was “doing our part to keep Canadians healthy” by suspending all paper billing. The notice came only days after federal regulators allowed a Telus subsidiary to end paper invoices amid consumer protests: "This looks like an excuse in bad taste."
30-Year Mortgages Are Back
Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation effective tomorrow will insure cheaper thirty-year mortgages for the first time since 2006. Cabinet called it a temporary measure prompted by the Covid-19 pandemic: "The government will do whatever it takes."
Must Quarantine Migrants
Select employers are allowed to continue hiring migrant labour providing they quarantine workers on arrival here, says the Department of Employment. Migrants working for farmers and seafood processors were granted exemptions from a general travel ban on foreigners: "We can avoid a mass outbreak?"
Sunday Poem: “Clean Hands”
Poet Shai Ben-Shalom, an Israeli-born biologist, examines current events in the Blacklock’s tradition each and every Sunday: “If you visit the university campus, you can spot a chemistry student in the men’s washroom. He is the one washing his hands before using the facility…”
Parliament Takes A Pay Hike
Parliament is pocketing a $2.5 million pay hike amid the Covid-19 pandemic and recession fears. The April 1 bonus takes effect without debate under terms of a bill one former MP called “indecent”.
Tourism Budget Still $96M
Cabinet is continuing to budget millions for pre-pandemic programs including tourism promotions for tourists who can't enter the country. Health Minister Patricia Hajdu yesterday called Covid-19 a “global scourge that weirdly enough money is not the only answer to.”



