The Department of Defence, faulted by critics for clumsy contracting, has issued 27 pages of specifications for chow to serve the troops. Meticulous specs included the size of pizza slices for a reserve infantry unit: "Healthy cooking methods are consistently practiced".
Predict Longer Airport Waits
Canadian travelers will see longer airport lineups nationwide, says the federal agency responsible for security screening. Passengers now have a 1 in 7 chance of waiting more than fifteen minutes to clear security, estimates the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority: "It's worse than those numbers would suggest".
Study Mulls Death Of Big Oil
Canada should prepare for the possible long-term decline of oil prices with “demand peaking sooner and declining faster than forecast,” says a federal report. A Privy Council Office research panel cautioned the country’s reliance on oil may be unsustainable: "Canada continues a narrative that it has energy super-power status".
Tax Court Tests Indian Act
A Tax Court test of the Indian Act has ruled a British Columbia woman is liable for taxes on million in business income, though she is a Status Indian and worked on a reserve. The Canada Revenue Agency claimed “improper manipulation” of tax laws in the case.
Feds Dismiss Electro-Attacks
A federal report is dismissive of so-called “electromagnetic pulse” attacks on Canadian utilities. Analysts had warned the Senate national security committee of catastrophic results if foreign countries blitzed the North American power grid: "As soon as you say EMP people's eyes glaze over".
Bill Creates Asbestos Registry
A private Commons bill would mandate the first national asbestos registry more than 40 years after Health Canada listed the substance as toxic. Sponsors said the measure is fashioned after a 2013 Saskatchewan law that created a provincial Asbestos Registry of Public Buildings: "We'll get safer and smarter".
Wildlife ‘Hazed’ In Nat’l Park
Parks Canada budgeted more than US$50,000 for electric fencing to keep elk and bears off a privately-leased golf course in a national park, say Access To Information records. The agency declined comment. Staff complained of repeated calls from golfers to “haze” wildlife off the greens: 'Hazing is time-consuming'.
Cop Union Feared Expensive
Cabinet worried over the costs of an RCMP union in drafting court-ordered legislation to permit collective bargaining in the force, say Access To Information documents. Treasury Board memos cite the “strategic compensation direction” of any newly-unionized Mounties.
National Count Of Monarchs
Canadian researchers are appealing for a public lookout to monitor the health of the iconic Monarch Butterfly. The population has declined more than 60 percent since 1997: "We simply cannot lose this uniqueness".
Feds Hire Models To Pose As ‘Middle Class’; Costs $176,000
The finance department spent more than $176,000 hiring photographers and Vancouver models to pose as ordinary “heterosexual” middle class Canadians for its 2016 budget, records disclose. A photo shoot in Alberta was ruled out since “it might be heavy in ethnic people,” wrote one manager: “We want them to look like an everyday family”.
Cabinet, Senate Lock Horns On Border Agency Reforms
A cabinet proposal for consultation on the treatment of thousands of illegal immigrants will do little to correct “terrible” conditions, says the Senate sponsor of a reform bill. The Department of Public Safety yesterday said it was prepared to spend millions to “transform the immigrant detention system” nationwide: "Where is the independent appeal process?"
Fear Lead Poison By Anglers
Environmental lead poisoning from fishing jigs and hunting ammunition is under investigation by regulators. Environment Canada estimates tonnes of toxic lead poisons lakes and forests through sport hunting and fishing: "It's not a mystery".
Court Voids Odd Write-offs
Tax Court has rejected an unusual claim for write-offs of urine testing, ethics coaching and other expenses by a Nova Scotia pharmacist cited for misconduct. A Cape Breton chemist tried to claim nearly $5,000 in write-offs following disciplinary hearings of the Nova Scotia College of Pharmacists: 'She argued the expenses were deductible'.
Feds Propose Electronic Vote
Elections Canada proposes that voters for the first time cast ballots electronically in 2019. The “enormous undertaking” appeared to pre-empt a Commons committee investigation of amendments to the Elections Act: "There is a modernizing agenda that is going full steam ahead".
Telecom Costly, Says CRTC
Canadians pay among the highest prices in the G7 for telecom services though landline telephones are cheap, says a federal price survey. Costs of wireless phone and internet are more than double rates charged in the U.K., reports the CRTC: "Canadians know that every time they see their monthly bill".



