The Department of Health is investigating “false and misleading claims” of Covid-19 treatments using traditional Chinese herbal medicine, according to internal briefing notes. “The department takes this matter very seriously,” wrote staff.
Monthly Archives: December 2020
Expand Victim Family Grants
Public Safety Minister Bill Blair yesterday expanded tax-free grants for families of front line public safety workers whose deaths are attributed to service. The program introduced in 2018 had run sixty percent under budget: “Canadians rely on them.”
Fifty Cents More For Gasoline
New $94 billion federal fuel regulations combined with the carbon tax will add fifty cents to a litre of gasoline by 2030, says an advocacy group. The Department of Environment in a legal notice acknowledged middle income households and those facing “energy poverty” will be hardest hit: “This is extremely cruel.”
Tax Managers Try Humour
Canada Revenue Agency managers in an attempt at humour recommended employees play CRA bingo and shower regularly at home. The Agency did not comment on its Christmas newsletter: “Wow, just when I thought government could not get any worse.”
Asked Pot Growers For Help
The Department of Health was so overwhelmed by demands for Covid-19 testing it asked marijuana growers for help, according to internal briefing notes. Health officials publicly claimed Canada’s testing regime was among the best in the world: “Producers put up their hands to help out.”
Exempt 25% From Rest Rules
A quarter of federally-regulated private sector employees will be exempt from “work-life balance” regulations passed by Parliament two years ago, says the labour department. Transport companies complained the rules couldn’t apply in 24-7 trades: “Many employers raised significant concerns.”
It’s Not Rocket Surgery: Court
A Cape Breton court knocked 45 percent off legal fees in a real estate transaction after ruling charges must be fair and reasonable. “To use a good Nova Scotian expression, the title was not rocket surgery,” wrote the Nova Scotia Supreme Court.
A Poem: ‘Builders Of Rome’
If the NDP
would have built the Colosseum,
there would have been
the Union of Quarry Workers,
the Association of Stone Carriers,
the Cement and Concrete Mixing Group Bargaining Unit,
the Guild of Woodcutters,
all with paid vacations,
sick days,
statutory holidays,
pensions.
Luckily,
there were emperors,
slaves.
(Editor’s note: Poet Shai Ben-Shalom, an Israeli-born biologist, examines current events in the Blacklock’s tradition each and every Sunday).

Gown Shortage? Try Aprons
The Public Health Agency in an internal memo recommended nurses wear aprons due to a shortage of medical gowns. The Agency shipped date-expired gowns to provinces after failing to stock up: “Health care workers could consider wearing an apron.”
CMHC Hid Costs From MPs
CMHC spent two years researching a new name then hid the costs from a parliamentary committee, internal emails show. The disclosures are detailed in Access To Information records obtained by Conservative MP Tom Kmiec (Calgary Shepard): “We don’t want THAT.”
Bent Rules For ‘Food Safety’
Federal regulators quietly granted fish farmers a waiver to use an unlicensed pesticide in the name of protecting Canada’s food supply. The waiver follows a 2018 audit that cited poor monitoring of pesticides in coastal waters: “How can they know?”
Skeptics Vary By Province
Nine out of ten Prince Edward Islanders would take the Covid-19 vaccine if they could get it, but only two-thirds of Manitobans are willing. Statistics Canada yesterday documented a range of Canadians who said they were “very likely or somewhat likely” to get a shot: “Anti-vaccine sentiment is a challenge.”
Feds Put Tax Gap At $29B/yr
The Canada Revenue Agency yesterday estimated $28.7 billion a year in federal tax is never collected. Actual tax avoidance is likely worth billions more, according to Budget Office research: “The CRA refuses to be transparent.”
Will Not Disclose CEO’s Pay
Authorities will not disclose executive pay for the Canadian CEO of a money losing door-to-door sales company in Nairobi that received millions in federal funding. Jesse Moore, a former Toronto child activist, earlier served in a youth leaders’ group with We Charity co-founder Craig Kielburger: “I could conquer the world.”
Took $107K Climate Flights
Climate Change Minister Jonathan Wilkinson and staff took more than $100,000 worth of flights in the past year, records show. “It should not be free to pollute,” Wilkinson said earlier in announcing a 240 percent increase in the carbon tax.



