Parliament must mandate public disclosure of foreign agents, a three-term Liberal MP yesterday told the Commons. “We need that to happen,” said MP Francesco Sorbara (Vaughan-Woodbridge, Ont.), a member of the Canada-China Legislative Association: “I am completely for a foreign lobbyist registry.”
Monthly Archives: April 2023
Fed Report Blames Capitalism
Capitalism and white supremacy are to blame in part for climate change and must be corrected, a Public Health Agency report said yesterday. Findings were based on health department interviews with 30 academics and experts: ‘If we don’t address capitalism we eventually drown.’
Will Curb Flood Plain Permits
Parliament should restrict federal disaster aid where municipalities permit development on flood plains, a federal report said yesterday. A cabinet-appointed task force complained taxpayers are left to compensate owners of costly, uninsurable waterfront property: “Disaster costs are borne by the level of government that has minimal influence on decisions that create or increase disaster risk.”
We Are America’s Pot Dealer
U.S. seizures of illegal marijuana from Canada have ballooned 900 percent since Parliament legalized cannabis, new data disclose. Brisk cross border bootlegging represents “potential harm to Canada’s international reputation,” said a federal report: “The overall increase of illegal cannabis exportation from Canada worldwide since domestic legalization could be as high as 2,000 percent.”
MP’s Name Never Came Up
A top Liberal aide says there was no talk of dropping a 2021 Toronto candidate over allegations of secret contacts with Chinese Communist agents. “I was never involved in a conversation on the subject,” Katie Telford, the Prime Minister’s chief of staff, said when questioned regarding MP Han Dong (Don Valley North, Ont.): “Conversations did occur?”
Call 14¢ Carbon Tax Pointless
Canadians in federal focus groups say the carbon tax merely punishes the public without tackling climate change. The tax is currently charged at 14¢ per litre of gasoline: ‘It was felt it placed too much of a financial burden on the individual.’
Emissions Rise Despite Taxes
National greenhouse gas emissions are up despite the carbon tax, data show. Figures contradicted Environment Minister Steven Guilbeault’s claim that “our plan is working.”
Buy Insurance, Travelers Told
Air passengers who want compensation for poor service should buy insurance, says Canada’s civil aviation authority NAV Canada. Transport Minister Omar Alghabra has promised tougher regulations against airlines for delayed flights and lost luggage: “Regulations should be a last line of defense, not the first line of recourse.”
Poem: Acts Of Consideration
I look at pictures
of execution chambers
in U.S. penitentiaries.
A bed, adjustable,
equipped with arm rests.
A mattress for softness,
clean sheets,
and a pillow for comfort.
Ceiling lights reflected
in a sparkling-clean floor.
Curtains on the windows;
a wall mounted clock;
mirror;
heater;
and an air conditioner.
By the bed,
a set of syringes;
sterile, to prevent
infection.
By Shai Ben-Shalom

It Wasn’t Me, Says Mendicino
Public Safety Minister Marco Mendicino’s office yesterday said it played no role in attempting to censor a 2021 Toronto Sun column critical of the government. Authorities for a second day would not name who in officialdom invoked federal authority in demanding Facebook delete links to the newspaper article: “Neither I nor any other staff member of the Minister’s office made this request.”
Check Your Ethics, Press Told
Subsidized media should check their conflicts of interest with Parliament’s Ethics Commissioner, Opposition Leader Pierre Poilievre said yesterday. His remarks came at a news conference when a reporter questioned Poilievre’s proposal to cut CBC funding: “We need a neutral and free media, not a propaganda arm for the Liberal Party.”
Gov’t Won’t Detail Legal Fees
The Department of Indigenous Services will not tell MPs what it spent on legal fees in a 16-year dispute over First Nations child welfare funding. A firm represented by one lawyer in the case, former Liberal Senate appointee Murray Sinclair, was paid $169,365 for two months’ work: “The department cannot speak to a specific amount in legal fees.”
CBC Caught Badgering Rivals
A CBC reporter in apparent breach of the network’s ethics code publicly campaigned against coverage by “all white” editors at a rival newsroom. The CBC code mandates that employees “maintain professional decorum” in personal use of social media: “I should start a list of all the insensitive bullshit published in The Record.”
“A Line We Will Not Cross”
Parliament’s Budget Office yesterday confirmed the federal ratio of debt to GDP will increase this year despite cabinet’s earlier promise to hold the line. Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland had called it “a line we will not cross.”
Hussen Ditches Realty Curbs
Housing Minister Ahmed Hussen yesterday quietly wrote more loopholes into his own Act restricting foreign real estate speculators. Canada needs foreigners to build houses, wrote Hussen’s department: “Development activities are needed to increase Canada’s housing supply.”



