A Sunday Poem: “The Key”

 

When I was three,

our neighbour Sarah

asked my friend Amos and me

to help her find the key

she’d lost in the yard.

 

A quarter was promised to the finder.

 

Amos went to the rear.

I saw him by the tin garbage cans

where we sword-played

the other day.

 

I remained in the front,

searching by the fence,

then along the path.

 

There it was, right in front of me:

shiny brass,

waiting.

 

Sarah kept her word,

awarded me a quarter.

 

But gave two quarters

to Amos.

 

“Because this is Amos,” she said,

looking me in the eye.

 

My first encounter

with Management.

 

 

By Shai Ben-Shalom

Review: Thin Ice

Freelancer Justin Ling, a Toronto Star contributor, has written a lively campaign memoir. His account puts heavy emphasis on Conservative Party media relations. This is thin ice, but Ling skates on.

The campaign was the first in which a majority of the Canadian Parliamentary Press Gallery faced unemployment if the Liberal Party lost re-election. Millions in media subsidies were at stake. Pierre Poilievre “vowed to defund the CBC and criticized the entire Parliamentary Press Gallery for being bought and paid for as ‘Trudeau’s media allies,’” says The 51st State Votes. Ling could apply for a grant, but complains he couldn’t get an interview with the Conservative Party leader.

Here was the Press Gallery conundrum in a nutshell: The government gives us money and story ideas, the opposition doesn’t even recognize our genius. How can we settle that score? Ling could not know everything that occurred in the campaign. There are many anecdotes. Here’s one.

Collin Lafrance, a House of Commons manager, on April 7 emailed Press Gallery bureau chiefs for a confidential mid-campaign talk. “It was suggested we might have a follow-up meeting during the campaign,” he said. Five bureau chiefs enthusiastically agreed. I replied to all:

  • “Hello. This is a bad idea. You are in an election campaign. Subsidized media are a campaign issue. The Prime Minister has said as much. To recap: A government employee, Mr. Lafrance, proposed a secret meeting of subsidized media to discuss coverage of a campaign in which subsidized media are a live issue. Ask yourself, how will I explain this when the electors find out? If anybody has grievances about access to politicians, join the club, then save it for your memoirs. If group therapy is required I suggest you pick it up after April 28.”

Nobody replied. No meeting was held. It is unknown if Lafrance was acting at the direction of then-Commons Speaker Greg Fergus, twice censured for partisan hackery.

Press Gallery members are coated in conflict. Ling’s Toronto Star client is heavily reliant on government concessions – the publisher once put his losses at a million a week – and Ling himself received funding from the Michener Awards Foundation to help cover campaign expenses. The Foundation offered $35,000 grants to “qualified journalists.”

Ottawa is a small town. Awards Foundation president Margo Goodhand, a former Winnipeg Free Press editor, once wrote of Justin Trudeau: “I wish him well. I need him to stand up to the bullies.” Trudeau was “emotional and empathetic,” she wrote, “earnest and forthright enough, an open book compared to Prime Minister Stephen Harper.” Other Foundation directors and executives include the chief lobbyist for the subsidized press, ex-managing editor of the CBC, ex-Toronto Star editor and a former iPolitics editor named in 2024 as a Senate publicist.

“The 45th Canadian election was nothing short of an existential exercise,” writes Ling. The choice was clear.

Pro-subsidy Mark Carney was “authentic,” “cerebral,” “comforting,” “folksy” though “folksy charm isn’t something easily learned,” “personable” and “self-effacing,” a campaign dynamo “mobbed at each stop,” writes Ling. “The more Canadians saw him, the more they liked him.” Ling recalls at one rally, “I saw young men brandishing copies of his book Values keen for an autograph.”

Anti-subsidy Pierre Poilievre was “condescending” with a “tough guy routine” and “rhetorical shimmy-shake” who campaigned with “press heavies,” writes Ling. It was all wrong: “He severely limited reporters who did show up from asking questions. He declined the vast majority of sit-down interviews with real journalists.”

The 51st State Votes is preoccupied with journalists’ feelings. There are 23 references in 78 pages of text.

Ling concludes Poilievre was “dour,” “inauthentic,” “inflexible,” a “master of slogans,” “paranoid” and “tightly managed” by “little Napoleons,” a caricature who “opted to emulate Musk” and resorted to policies that were “morally repugnant and practically stupid.” Press relations? They were the worst.

“He turned up his nose at journalists and the media, eschewing them in favour of online influencers and conspiracists,” writes Ling. The Opposition Leader “began making time for a bizarre litany of streamers, podcasters and people with popular Facebook pages.”

Postscript: Liberals won re-election, subsidized media got another season and the minority Parliament slogs on. Of course this show has to end sometime. It may not be the curtain-crasher they have in mind.

By Tom Korski

The 51st State Votes by Justin Ling; Sutherland House; 100 pages; ISBN 9781-9983-65739l; $19.95

Warn New Minister On China

The trade department in an introductory report to newly-appointed Minister Maninder Sidhu said Canada is “focused on diversifying away from China” as a risky market. The stark analysis comes five years after cabinet polled support for a free trade agreement with the People’s Republic: “Trade Commissioner Services have focused on diversifying away from China.”

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CBC Payday’s Secret For Now

The Department of Canadian Heritage yesterday said it would not release until after the next federal budget a memo to Minister Steven Guilbeault on “a renewed approach” to CBC funding. Cabinet had promised the Crown broadcaster a multi-million dollar boost to its $1.4 billion annual subsidy if Liberals were re-elected: “It’s now or never.”

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TV Viewers Mainly Over 50

The Canadian audience for conventional TV is now aged over 50, the CRTC said yesterday. Television network revenues fell 8.6 percent last year to $1.3 billion, it said: “On average all Canadians read more online news than they watch.”

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Gov’t Payroll Tops $71 Billion

Federal payroll costs total a record $71.1 billion annually and are headed for more than $76 billion based on current trends, the Budget Office said yesterday. It follows cabinet’s Throne Speech announcement that it would be “capping the public service.”

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Fraser Sues To Censor Report

Attorney General Sean Fraser is asking a federal judge to quash his own government’s release of a secret report deemed “injurious to national defence.” The Department of Justice seeks to block the scheduled release of the Access To Information document next Tuesday: ‘The risks are significant.’

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Senator Is One Frequent Flyer

A Liberal Senate appointee who denounced Conservative critics as “cold-blooded” on climate change jetted home each weekend to Winnipeg for no official reason, accounts show. Senator Charles Adler (Man.) yesterday had no comment: “No matter how much I read, I never feel I understand enough about the issue of our time, climate change.”

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Opposes 17¢ Green Fuel Fee

Clean Fuel Regulations that will add 17¢ to a litre of gasoline by 2030 should be repealed, Opposition Leader Pierre Poilievre said yesterday. In-house research by the Department of Natural Resources found most Canadians were unaware of the impact of the regulations: “Have you been able to afford the energy bills for your household’s daily needs?”

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Warn Recovery Takes Years

Energy workers typically take years to recover from mass layoffs, Statistics Canada said yesterday.  New data on lost earnings follow a 2022 federal memo that acknowledged climate policies would result in “significant labour market disruptions.”

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Rush Hour Win In Tax Court

Tax Court has faulted the Canada Revenue Agency for ignoring the difference between rush hour and evening traffic in Toronto. Every driver in the region knew the two were “dramatically different,” wrote a judge: ‘Workers in Toronto battle traffic each day.’

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CERB Write-Offs Now $34M

Write-offs under the most popular pandemic relief program are near $34 million, according to Access To Information figures. Data show the equivalent of nearly half the national workforce claimed $2,000 monthly cheques under the Canada Emergency Response Benefit Act: “This includes potential cases of intentional misrepresentation.”

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Dep’t Censors Ukrainian Aid

Details of federal aid to Ukraine are being censored by the Department of Finance. The department in an Access To Information memo concealed budget line items listing Canada’s $22 billion in aid but predicted Ukraine’s postwar recovery will take 10 years and more than a half trillion: “See table below for a full breakdown.”

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Managers Enjoy TV At Work

Canada Revenue Agency managers enjoy watching daytime TV in business hours and do “not have to account for the time,” according to evidence in a labour board hearing. Sports were popular, testified one manager: “You have to ask, where is the money to blow on TVs?”

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Send RCAF To Gaza, Says MP

New Democrat MP Heather McPherson (Edmonton Strathcona) yesterday sponsored a Commons petition to have the Royal Canadian Air Force rescue refugees from Gaza. McPherson, the Party’s foreign affairs critic, has repeatedly accused Jews of genocide and compared Israeli military action in Gaza to the murder of civilians in the Second World War: “Deploy Canadian military aircraft.”

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