The ArriveCan app intended to speed vaccine checks at border crossings instead slowed traffic with a third of travelers unsure of how to comply, the Customs and Immigration Union testified yesterday. Lineups were so long travelers urinated on themselves while waiting to clear Customs, MPs were told: “I think that says it all.”
“Shoot Them” Tweet Was OK
Commons Speaker Anthony Rota yesterday dismissed a complaint against a reporter for Canadian Bar Association National Magazine who tweeted “shoot them” at Conservative MPs while sitting in the Press Gallery. Rota said his ruling did not excuse abusive comments: “Some comments are extreme and occasionally even violent.”
Agents Snooped 33,373 Times
More than 33,000 travelers have had smartphones, laptops and tablets searched by the Canada Border Services Agency, documents show. Searches peaked just prior to a successful legal challenge that struck random searches as unconstitutional: “How many searches involving the viewing of contents on individuals’ electronic devices has the Border Services Agency conducted?”
Left Privacy To Fund Dealers
The RCMP yesterday confirmed it emailed a blacklist of Freedom Convoy sympathizers to lobbyists like the Mutual Fund Dealers Association for distribution to members. Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland had claimed the blacklisting was “really targeted.”
Convoy Censure Challenged
Constitutional lawyers have filed a legal challenge on behalf of a municipal councillor censured for attending the Freedom Convoy protest. Harold Jonker, an Ontario trucking company manager, said he was proud to be among the first truckers to join the January 28 protest outside Parliament Hill: “In Canada we must tolerate strong differences of political opinion.”
We Followed The Science: PM
Cabinet followed the science in repealing the last travel-related mask and vaccine mandates, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said yesterday. The remark came as one federal scientist warned hospitalization rates remained high with “continued growth” of infections this fall: “The pandemic is not over, you know.”
Bill Names, Shames Importers
Legislation expected to pass Parliament would name and shame Canadian corporations that import slave-made goods, the Commons foreign affairs committee was told yesterday. Suspicious products include China-made cotton apparel, solar panels and tomato paste, according to human rights activists: “Surely in the 21st century it should be clear we cannot base our prosperity on forced labour.”
Never Told About Allegations
Revenue Minister Diane Lebouthillier says she was never told of allegations of corrupt practices involving Canada Revenue Agency corporate tax settlements. Lebouthillier said she first learned of one case through media: “The Minister became aware of the issue when it entered the public sphere.”
Blacklist Went Far And Wide
An RCMP blacklist of Freedom Convoy sympathizers was emailed to securities regulators nationwide to share with individual members. The Mounties would not comment on distribution of the email to potentially thousands of financial advisors: “Can you tell us what information was provided?”
Quarantine App Cost $19.8M
Federal agencies spent almost $20 million on the ArriveCan app for cross-border travelers, records show. Cabinet defended the program as essential in enforcing the Quarantine Act: “You want to keep it mandatory?”
Subsidized Press Not Popular
Unpopular federal subsidies have turned corporate media into targets of public scorn, the Commons heritage committee has been told. Taxpayers believe reporters are “on the take,” testified an Alberta editor: “I don’t want money from this government.”
Stick With Student Loan Vow
Cabinet says it remains committed to eventually abolishing interest charges on Canada Student Loans despite raising the charges. Authorities gave no deadline for fulfilling the 2021 Liberal Party campaign promise: “We have had students’ backs every step of the way.”
Cannot Count Jobs For $510M
A half-billion in federal spending on a China-based bank resulted in contracts for a handful of Canadian companies, documents show. Cabinet said it did not know how many, if any, jobs were created for its purchase of shares in the Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank of Beijing: “The Canadian government cannot estimate how many jobs have been created.”
Ottawa Lost: A Forgotten PM
The political heart of Ottawa spans a ten-square block area of the old city stretching from Wellington to Somerset Streets. Here on Somerset lived Prime Minister John Thompson, a workaholic who wrote Canada’s first Criminal Code, created Labour Day in 1893 and was an early supporter of votes for women.
“The days are not long enough for all the work I have to do,” wrote Thompson. “About all the exercise I can get is the walk from my house up to the Hill and back.”
Thompson was a brilliant young lawyer whose career was meteoric. At 15 he was a Halifax law clerk, at 26 a city alderman. By 37 he had become attorney general of Nova Scotia and a high court judge. “The best thing I ever invented is Thompson,” said John A. Macdonald, who recruited him as federal justice minister in 1885.
For three years Thompson lived in Ottawa boarding houses, lonely and miserable while his wife and children remained in Halifax. In order to forget his solitude, he would work late into the night at his office on the Hill.
When re-united with his family Thompson resumed a joyous home life. He and his wife Annie had nine children. He was devoted to them. For years they led a rambling existence, moving from one rental house to another. On becoming prime minister in 1892 Thompson moved to a grand home at 276 Somerset Street. It was a splendid, over-the-top Queen Anne Revival affair.
Here Thompson read Treasure Island to his children and left love notes for his wife. He called her “baby dear.” She nicknamed him “grunty.” Biographer Peter Waite recounted: “He always remembered birthdays and gifts for the children. He was a wonderful family man.”
Thompson had vices too. He smoked and ate too much. His favourite lunch was a fistful of coconut caramels. At 5’ 7” his weight ballooned past 200 pounds. In September 1894 he was diagnosed with heart trouble and advised by doctors to lose weight and stop drinking rye.
“You have to give your best and your worst,” Thompson said. Tragically, the prime minister who gave his best did not have long to live.
Seven weeks after seeing his doctor, Thompson left the capital on an Italian holiday. In Rome he proposed to climb the 404 steps to the top of St. Peter’s Dome. Left panting by the exertion, Thompson took to his bed for two days. Shortly afterward he was summoned to London to receive an honour from Queen Victoria.
On Dec. 12, 1894, at a luncheon with the Queen, Thompson dropped dead of a heart attack. He was 49. Back in Ottawa a newspaper reporter ran to the house on Somerset Street to break the news to Thompson’s widow. “If it were not for children,” she wrote, “I should long to creep away in some corner and die.”
Thompson died so poor Parliament paid the cost of the funeral. His estate totaled $9,727. Today he is forgotten. While most of the grand houses at Somerset and Metcalfe Streets survive, Thompson’s home was demolished, replaced with a dreary 1960s apartment building. No monument commemorates his life in Ottawa.
By Andrew Elliott

Review: Dreams Of Boiling Water
Explorer Vilhjalmur Stefansson said the Arctic was at the very centre of national life though southerners thought of it as the edge of the frontier. The unforgiving land and its rugged people are instantly recognizable worldwide as uniquely Canadian. Say “Canada” from Germany to Japan and foreigners see Inuit art, Northern lights and merciless winters.
Johnny Neyelle, a Dene Elder with the Bear Lake people, from the 1980s made cassette recordings of ancient lore and his life experience. Neyelle had a stark purpose. As his son Morris puts it, “I realized that storytelling was changing and that kids weren’t coming to listen to the Elders’ stories anymore.”
“Elders were the greatest teachers we had,” Neyelle explained. “Think of rolling together all the professional experts like lawyers, doctors, teachers, priests, scientists, whatever, all rolled into one. That’s what they were. If you had a problem, they were the ones to ask for help.”
Neyelle died in 2002 at 87. The University of Alberta Press transcribed Neyelle’s recordings into The Man Who Lived With A Giant, an oral history from the centre of the world. It is a haunting and beautiful book, a documentary of life as it was for millennia with tales of prophetic dreams and reincarnation, survival and starvation, inter-tribal warfare and a “crowded land of the dead.”
“A lot of people would starve during the winter,” said Neyelle: “They had to hunt enough to put up food for the coming winter, since winters were always severe.”
The stories are appreciable to modern readers. Neyelle tells of a medicine man who could summon the power of the sun to bring lake water to a boil. It was “passed on to us during the cold winter nights,” a pleasing thought in the sunless cold.
There is an account of cannibalism. The origins of the legend require little imagination: “There was a man who was a very strong medicine man. In those times, people would often curse each other and put hexes on each other if they got really angry. There was one such man who was a jealous type, and he would make his enemies dream he was a giant who ate people. After a while he started to believe the dream himself, and then he started hunting people and eating them. He ate all his children and his whole family except for his mother, who also turned to cannibalism. Everyone around was afraid.”
Neyelle recalls the code of the Bear Lake people as eloquent as the Ten Commandments. “Talk wisely and truthfully, because if you don’t, misadventure will befall you,” he told his cassette recorder. In a dream from his 30s, he recalled a vision of the afterlife with old people and small children awaiting judgment in the clouds.
“Those are the people you need to help most while you’re on earth, the old people and the orphans,” a Guardian tells Neyelle. “That pleases God the most, since those people often have nobody to help them though they need it most.”
The Man Who Lived With A Giant is unforgettable.
By Holly Doan
The Man Who Lived with a Giant: Stories from Johnny Neyelle, Dene Elder; University of Alberta Press; 160 pages; ISBN 9781-77212-4088; $24.99




