Canadian farmers’ use of pesticides increased 17% in two years, according to new federal data. Health Canada reported use of farm chemicals has now surpassed 62 million kilograms a year: “Growers need all the tools they have”.
RCMP Sued On Breath Tests
The RCMP and Department of Justice are being sued over suspected faulty devices used to convict motorists of impaired driving. A Vancouver lawyer filed the Federal Court lawsuit asking that a judge recall the blood-alcohol readers: “We see people failing these tests who should not even have been stopped”.
Wanted: 150-Yr. Nuke Dump
The Green Party is alerting Northern Ontarians to proposals to permanently store the nation’s radioactive waste in the region. MP Bruce Hyer, deputy federal leader, said few attempts have been made to consult with residents: ‘How do people feel hosting nuclear waste for all time?’
Death Bill Clears Committee
A U.K.-style bill to simplify reporting of deaths to federal agencies is close to passage with all-party amendments. It follows an auditors’ report that complained of red tape facing families who attempt to settle tax and pension claims: “I had a personal experience”.
“Mister Speaker”: A Poem
Sarah Silverman
thinks
we can laugh about everything,
but had she witnessed
the Canadian Government
refusing to answer a question
in the House of Commons
she wouldn’t have considered it funny,
and had she heard the Speaker
saying Question Period
isn’t Answer Period
– letting elected officials
reiterate the irrelevant –
she would have thought
it was even less amusing;
that’s why
Paul Calandra
and Andrew Scheer
can’t be found
in any of Sarah’s jokes,
in case you were
wondering.
(Editor’s note: poet Shai Ben-Shalom, an Israeli-born biologist, examines current events in the Blacklock’s tradition each and every Sunday)

Expect Lawsuits On New Act
A federal drug recall bill yesterday was signed into law on expectations pharmaceutical companies will sue over its provisions. Bill C-17 compels drug firms to surrender “confidential business information” for any prescription medicine deemed to pose an imminent risk to Canadians: “I’m being sued right now”.
Unions Must OK Pension Cut
Cabinet will not strip Crown employees’ pension plans of guaranteed benefits without the approval of retirees, says a senior Conservative. Senator Claude Carignan, government leader in the Senate, said pending changes to the largest pension plans in the country will not proceed without unions’ approval: “Is that what you said?”
Large Mortgages Scrutinized
Regulators are closely watching “very large exposures” by banks with home loans, and will soon finalize guidelines for Canadian mortgage insurers says the Superintendent of Financial Institutions: “You can’t be heedless”.
‘Job Credit’ Worth $350: Feds
Small businesses will save about $350 next year under a much-vaunted Job Credit program, officials confirm. The Parliamentary Budget Office has estimated the scheme will create a total of 800 new jobs over two years: “How much paperwork will this take for 350 bucks?”
Calls For A Ministry Of Cities
Cabinet should adopt a national urban strategy similar to programs in the U.S. and U.K., say opposition MPs. New Democrats yesterday released a White Paper lamenting the “patchwork” of federal oversight on housing, transportation and infrastructure: “Canada needs a national agenda”.
30 Day Cancellation Is Nixed
Telecom companies can no longer force subscribers to serve 30 days’ notice to cancel cable TV or internet service, the federal broadcast regulator has ruled. The CRTC abolished the practice effective January 23: ‘Having to pay for another 30 days of service you don’t want doesn’t make sense’.
Don’t Know, Don’t Tell: CTA Fails Over Travel Complaints
The Canadian Transportation Agency in confidential documents says it hears only a tiny fraction of air passenger complaints and has no idea of airlines’ actual performance on flight delays, lost luggage and over-booking. Regulators did conclude Air Canada’s on-time rating was “at or near” the bottom: “The airlines have the big stick”.
C-377 Dragnet Will Sweep Up Small Business, Senators Told
Canadian firms that have even limited dealings with trade unions will see confidential details of contracts and payments divulged by law under Bill C-377, the Senate has been told. Critics cited a section of the bill compelling disclosure of payments to contractors under threat of $1,000-a day fines: “There will be two tiers of businesses in this country”.
Tribunal Takeover Completed
Cabinet has assumed direct supervision of eleven federal tribunals amid warnings the move is wide open to legal challenge at the World Trade Organization. The government yesterday confirmed effective November 1 the panels will answer directly to the Minister of Justice: “There is a lot here that nobody read and didn’t understand, and they passed it anyway”.
Calls Pact A ‘Crippling’ Blow
Canada’s cheese industry may be ‘crippled’ by low-cost imports under a European trade pact, say dairy processors. Executives told the Senate agriculture committee that Canadian industry cannot cut costs deep enough to stem an “influx of cheese” from France, Denmark and other producers: “Other countries have reduced subsidies”.



