Panic buying of toilet paper will help pulp mills through a “brutal” summer, the Commons finance committee has been told. Canadian toilet paper sales jumped 241 percent from the same period last year after the World Health Organization declared a global pandemic March 11: “We can’t say thank you enough.”
Poem: “Winners And Losers”
Introducing his song
Born To Run,
Bruce Springsteen said
“Nobody wins
unless everybody wins.”
Referring to working class Americans.
I wonder about his take
on wars, sports, or elections,
where nobody wins
unless everybody else
loses.
(Editor’s note: poet Shai Ben-Shalom, an Israeli-born biologist, examines current events in the Blacklock’s tradition each and every Sunday)

April 27 Launch For Subsidy
A $73 billion wage subsidy for employers will launch Monday, April 27, the Canada Revenue Agency said last night. “I think we are doing a very good job,” Assistant Revenue Commissioner Frank Vermaeten told the Commons finance committee: “We are very much on track.”
Gave $41M In Aid To China
Canadian foreign aid to China totaled $41 million last year, according to newly-released data from the Department of Foreign Affairs. China has a $13 trillion economy and $10 billion space program: “A deepened and broadened relationship with China is a priority.”
About 10% Of Loans Rejected
About a tenth of applications for federally-guaranteed pandemic business loans have been rejected, many for fraud, says the Department of Finance. MPs said complex and changing criteria were likelier reasons for bank refusal to issue $25 billion in loans to small business: ‘The government has been quick to announce programs but struggled to clearly articulate who is eligible.’
Claim Parliament Is Unsafe
Liberal and Green MPs yesterday claimed it is not safe for Parliament to meet though legislators are scheduled to return April 20. Parliament held regular sessions through the nation’s worst pandemic, the 1918 Spanish flu that killed 50,000 Canadians: “Panic is never, ever an excuse.”
Not Our Fault Says Diplomat
The Chinese ambassador to Canada yesterday said the pandemic is not his country’s fault, and cautioned Canadians against “xenophobia”. “China is prepared to deliver aid to Canada,” said Ambassador Cong Peiwu.
Shoddy Goods From China
Canada has received a small fraction of pandemic supplies it’s ordered from China and must check every shipment for shoddy goods, says the Department of Public Works. Inspections take days at a time after thousands of coronavirus test kit swabs were found contaminated with mold, the Commons health committee was told: “How is that possible?”
Hurried Fix To Benefits Bill
Cabinet yesterday rewrote a pandemic relief bill to fix benefits for under-employed Canadians. The Department of Employment would not detail costs or explain if the bill must now return to Parliament for approval, slowing billions in payouts: “It’s a little premature.”
Gov’t Targets Illegal Migrants
Cabinet yesterday put in force new “urgent” regulations allowing border agents to send illegal immigrants back to the U.S. The number of illegal border crossings had increased eighteen percent in months prior to the pandemic: “We are comfortable with this.”
Collapse Worse Than Feared
The economy has shrunk more quickly than feared with national production falling 2.6 percent in the first quarter of the year including a nine percent decline in March alone, Statistics Canada said yesterday. New data follow an admission by the Department of Industry it has no formal plan on when or how pandemic shutdowns may be lifted: “What have they been doing?”
Pandemic Supplies Landfilled
The Public Health Agency of Canada yesterday confirmed it closed “strategically located” warehouses stocked with pandemic supplies and landfilled millions of unused items last year. “That was pre-pandemic,” said Health Minister Patricia Hajdu.
MP Recounts Suicide Pact
Canadians are so distraught one MP yesterday told the Commons health committee she knew of constituents who’d made a suicide pact. The Canadian Mental Health Association said uplifting messages must be balanced with hard facts on the financial impact of Covid-19: “My heart sunk.”
Gov’t Okays Migrant Hiring
The Department of Employment yesterday said it is still issuing permits to temporary foreign workers though Canadian unemployment is forecast to reach a forty-year high. “Why?” one MP told a hearing of the Commons health committee: ‘What signal does that send to people without a job?’
Feds To Ticket Children $100
Cabinet yesterday enacted new regulations allowing police to ticket cross-border scofflaws up to a thousand dollars – $100 for children – for ignoring quarantine orders. Ticketing would save the cost of prosecutions under the Criminal Code: ‘It reduces pressure on the courts.’



