The Department of Health yesterday acknowledged it failed to stock up on pandemic supplies in a $300 million national emergency stockpile despite repeated warnings. The admission came seven weeks after it shipped sixteen tonnes of masks, medical gloves and face shields to China: “Someone needs to be held accountable.”
Must Rewrite Garbled Bill
Parliament must be recalled into emergency session to rewrite a garbled $71 billion wage subsidy bill. Finance Minister Bill Morneau yesterday acknowledged payments to business will now be delayed several weeks: “They should have made sure they were getting it right.”
Gave Raise To The Food Bank
Opposition Leader Andrew Scheer yesterday donated his $3,800 pandemic pay raise to the Regina Food Bank. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau praised all charitable donors, but did not discuss his own $5,300 pay hike that took effect yesterday: “You are doing your part.”
$350,000,000,000 For Covid-19
Cabinet has granted itself unprecedented powers to borrow $350 billion for pandemic relief programs, a sum greater than last year’s entire federal budget. Wartime spending powers were approved by Parliament in a bill that passed the Commons in fifteen minutes: “We made this decision together.”
OK’d $5.6M In Climate Cash
A federal pandemic preparedness agency that’s run short of Covid-19 face masks spent millions on climate change programs last year, accounts show. Spending by the Public Health Agency of Canada included a half-million grant for “science and storytelling regarding climate change”.
Can’t Get Answers, Say MPs
MPs yesterday told the Commons health committee they can’t get straight answers on the scope of pandemic equipment shortages. Cabinet said it is spending $2 billion on masks, ventilators, test kits, medical gowns and gloves: “Canadians have a right to know.”
Paid $70K For #MeToo Study
The Department of Women and Gender Equality paid a pollster $69,562 to gauge Canadians’ views on the #MeToo movement. Staff said the spending would “inform future efforts to shift attitudes in Canada that contribute to gendered inequalities.”
Worried For “Food Security”
The Department of Health yesterday said it’s worried about the nation’s food supply. Farmers have complained delays in allowing migrant workers into Canada may upset fruit, vegetable and greenhouse production: “Food security in particular is a topic of great concern for the government.”
MPs Finding Strings Attached
MPs yesterday complained hurriedly-announced federal pandemic relief programs have strings attached that disqualify Canadians they were intended to help. Cabinet has yet to spell out regulations for billions in Covid-19 relief: “It makes no sense.”
Memo Details Internet Fears
The Department of Industry in an Access To Information report claims self-regulation of the internet is “inadequate” and warns Parliament must police content. The 2019 memo predates a January 29 proposal to create a first-ever national registry of internet news websites: “Those words scare the hell out of me.”
Wage Subsidy Costs Billions
A pandemic wage subsidy for small business will be expanded to include large corporations, cabinet said yesterday. Subsidies for just five percent of the nation’s workforce would cost $11 billion: “These costs keep climbing.”
Database Went Over Budget
A federal biometric program to compile a fingerprint database on visa applicants has gone millions over budget, according to the Department of Immigration. Auditors found the program also identified few criminals: “Will the use of biometrics be used for mass surveillance?”
CRTC Admits Website Snafu
Federal regulators in an embarrassing admission yesterday said they mistakenly published confidential records of two telecom companies on a CRTC website. The Commission asked that any internet users who downloaded the secret data immediately identify themselves: ‘Release would provide competitors with invaluable information.’
Crown Bank Is Overwhelmed
A Crown bank tapped by cabinet to issue pandemic relief credit says it is overwhelmed. The admission follows complaints loan applicants to the Business Development Bank of Canada have been buried in paperwork: “So far it is pretty bad.”
Gave Their Pay Raises Away
Two Ontario MPs are donating their 2020 pay raise to the Salvation Army and a local women’s shelter. The Canadian Taxpayers Federation urged all parliamentarians to follow suit in donating a $2.5 million pandemic pay raise to charities: “People are losing their jobs.”



