The Treasury Board yesterday said it had reached a settlement in a multi-million dollar class action claim over the 2020 hacking of 54,057 taxpayers’ accounts. Final costs will be itemized once terms are submitted to a federal judge for approval: “Did these attacks not demonstrate there was a total failure?”
Wants Temperature “Limits”
Health Minister Marjorie Michel’s department in a briefing note says the government will be “establishing safe indoor temperature limits” for people’s homes. A department spokesperson last night said the document was not meant to be taken literally: “To clarify, this wording does not refer to any planned regulation of temperature in homes.”
No Deal Here, Admits Carney
Prime Minister Mark Carney yesterday acknowledged failure in negotiating an end to U.S. tariffs on key sectors like Canadian steel and energy. “We didn’t get that agreement,” he told reporters.
Fed Lawyers Behaving Badly
Thirty-seven employees at the Department of Justice last year were disciplined for misconduct, says a first-ever report on wrongdoing by federal lawyers. Complaints ranged from faked credentials to a false insurance claim: “We will inevitably learn from this.”
Crypto Dealer Fined $536,853
Federal regulators yesterday fined a bitcoin dealer more than a half million for multiple violations of the Proceeds Of Crime And Terrorist Financing Act. It was among the largest penalties imposed since Parliament first regulated cryptocurrency dealers in 2019: “It is something difficult to understand.”
Foreign Flight By Thousands
Canada’s population shrank slightly since July for the first time since 1971, Statistics Canada said yesterday. Analysts said the decline was due to the flight of thousands of foreign students and migrant workers whose permits had expired: “Every province and territory except Alberta and Nunavut saw population decreases.”
Liked ‘Racist Settler’ Research
A York University researcher assigned to work on pro-Palestine reports at taxpayers’ expense called Canada a “racist settler colonial state,” records show. Cabinet advisor Amira Elghawaby met personally with the author and approved the assignment, but yesterday had no comment: “Thank you for the work you are doing.”
Tower Gets Iconic Treatment
Cabinet yesterday agreed to issue a new toonie commemorating the 50th anniversary of the opening of the CN Tower. Once dubbed an unexciting concrete pillar that went twice over budget, the Tower today is an iconic “symbol of national pride,” it said.
Feds Busted By Traffic Cops
Employees at the Canadian Food Inspection Agency ran up nearly $17,000 in traffic tickets, records show. Bad drivers were told to cover fines out of pocket though other federal agencies charged taxpayers for infractions from photo radar to parking in a towing zone: “How many have received tickets?”
Fought Kids’ Claim In Court
Federal judges have faulted the Department of Indigenous Services for dismissing appeals to fix First Nations housing so substandard it made schoolchildren ill. The Federal Court of Appeal ruling followed Minister Mandy Gull-Masty’s pledge to “deliver the proper care for children.”
Hid $80K Pro-Palestine Grant
Cabinet advisor Amira Elghawaby secretly paid $80,000 for pro-Palestine research to counter alleged “disinformation” by MPs, senators and media, Access To Information records disclose. Elghawaby’s Office of the Special Representative on Combating Islamophobia had flatly denied the confidential funding at taxpayers’ expense: “Thank you again for this impeccable work.”
Asked Value Village For Tips
The Department of Industry sought tips from Value Village on “affordability,” Access To Information records show. The nation’s largest commercial second-hand retailer met top federal executives to discuss the benefits of thrift, said a staff memo: “What strategies has Value Village used?”
Say Locals Won’t Work A&W
A&W Restaurant franchisees in Québec say they face closure without migrant labour. Owners in a petition to the Commons human resources committee said they could find no Québecers willing to work in fast food: ‘They are currently the only labour force truly available to fill positions that Québec workers refuse.’
New $20 Is Something: Bank
A new $20 banknote will include unprecedented security features to combat counterfeiting, Bank of Canada Governor Tiff Macklem said yesterday. “You’ll have to wait for the unveiling,” he said.
1912 Oath Is Ruled Unlawful
The Alberta Court of Appeal yesterday struck down a 1912 law that required new lawyers to swear allegiance to the King. Most other provinces had already repealed the requirement: “‘I will be faithful and bear true allegiance’ are not the words of an ordinary undertaking.”



