Blacklock's Reporter

Conservative Senators will attempt to break a Liberal filibuster and force a final vote on a bill compelling every union in Canada to disclose confidential data. The Government Leader in the Senate said further delays will kill Bill C-377: “If we leave for the summer this bill will die”.

The Government of Canada is hiring stenographers to electronically transcribe every utterance of the Prime Minister and his 38-member cabinet. Authorities said a verbatim account of all remarks is essential “24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.”

Health Canada is reviewing nearly thirty years’ worth of pollution data to find the true extent of illness and death caused bad air. The department commissioned a $75,000 study into mortality rates in all major cities in spring and summer months from 1983 to 2009: “Air pollution could make people sick”.

The Supreme Court will review a workers’ compensation appeal over a baffling incidence of cancer in a British Columbia lab. Justices agreed to hear the case of lab workers who noted a high number of co-workers fell ill though no “causal” link to job conditions was proven: “I’m glad they decided to hear the case”.

A mysterious spill of contaminated water near a national park is prompting contradictory statements by federal agencies. The Department of Fisheries reported an Encana Ltd. offshore gas rig near Sable Island, N.S. spilled 250,000 litres of oily water. Environment Canada confirmed the spill. Encana and a Nova Scotia regulator flatly denied the incident: “This spill took place”.

MPs are refusing to estimate the extent of the nation’s infrastructure “deficit”. The Commons transport committee reported the cost of needed repairs to roads, bridges and utilities is subjective and incalculable: “There is little agreement”.

RCMP would see appointment of an independent ombudsman and third-party oversight panel under a Liberal bill introduced in the Senate. The measure comes ahead of a 2016 deadline to unionize the national police force by order of the Supreme Court: “We need somebody”.

Canada proposes first-ever standards on basic training for ground search and rescue teams. The national standard follows three years of review by operators: “With a GPS in hand Canadians may be more willing to trek into increasingly remote areas”.

Senate Liberals are launching a last-ditch filibuster on Bill C-377 to delay for days or weeks a final vote on the measure compelling disclosure of confidential union data. Lawmakers yesterday slowed Senate proceedings on a procedural vote, and began reading into the record letters and emails from constituents opposed to the bill: “We could be here till August”.

The Senate has passed into law a bill on marine conservation of the North Shore of Lake Superior, world’s largest freshwater lake. The bill allows existing permit holders to draw water from Superior, including one pulp mill, a golf course and three Ontario municipalities: “I won’t hold it up any further”.

Federal agencies spent a fortune on a three-month Twitter and Facebook ad blitz without any assurance the marketing actually works, says an MP who requested the data. Social media ads cost taxpayers $1.58 million in the period from February to April, newly-released accounts show: “That’s my money”.

Canadian cities face extreme weather events that threaten local water and sewer systems, warns a municipalities’ report. The cost of needed refits and repairs is estimated at $80 billion: “This is particularly problematic”.

No DNA privacy bill will pass this Parliament as a genetics protection Act remains stalled in the Senate. The bill would outlaw insurance companies’ use of DNA testing on policyholders: “The Senator is still working on her notes”.

The Senate last evening rejected further witness testimony on a bill compelling unions to publicly disclose confidential data. The Senate’s Conservative majority dismissed the opposition motion without comment by a vote of 40 to 23: “This will really be something”.