Cabinet has donated a small portion of its mammoth pandemic ventilator stockpile to Ukrainian war victims. The Department of Public Works spent more than $700 million on Covid-era rush orders for ventilators that were never used: “I do have the Canadian taxpayers’ interests at heart when I am doing my job.”
Most Homeless Left Program
Only 40 percent of homeless people provided federal aid successfully became householders, say auditors. The majority left the $3.7 billion Reaching Home program: “What they want is a place, a home, without curfew and without a schedule.”
Mexican Write-Offs Unknown
A federal agency, Export Development Canada, yesterday said it was unsure of recovering millions it loaned for aircraft engines at an insolvent Mexican carrier. The Parliamentary Budget Office has sought greater disclosure of loan losses by Crown banks like EDC: “Parliament doesn’t pay too much attention to them.”
Reject Quarantine ‘Test Case’
The Federal Court has rejected a “test case” of quarantine orders as moot. A judge said arguing whether cabinet breached the Charter Of Rights was unnecessary since all mask and vaccine mandates have been repealed: “There is no longer a live controversy.”
Want Racist Supervisors Fired
Senior management at the Department of Immigration is so racist that cabinet should appoint an ombudsman to investigate employees’ complaints, says an internal report. “Some people do need to be fired,” the report quoted one staffer in describing office bigotry: “We need to weed these people out.”
Rule Bending For Pow-Wows
The Department of Canadian Heritage bent rules on federal grants to subsidize pow-wows, according to auditors. Existing rules had banned funding for contests: “I believe all parts of Canada’s heritage are important to Canada.”
Embassy Says It’s The Victim
Beijing envoys accuse Canada of interfering in China’s business. Cabinet was “malicious,” “farfetched” and “extremely ridiculous,” the Chinese Embassy said in a statement: “Stop spreading China-related lies and false information.”
Spent $158K & Still Forgotten
A federal agency paid pollsters $157,646 to find out most Canadians never heard of it. The Canada Energy Regulator said it wanted to “create awareness” of its work after learning it is “not a household name.”
Convoy Panel In 18th Month
Parliament’s Special Joint Committee on the Declaration of Emergency yesterday entered its 18th month of deliberations with no deadline in sight for a final report into cabinet powers used against the Freedom Convoy. MPs complained they are still waiting to see all records in both official languages: “It became obvious the Liberal members of the committee were not prepared to permit the release of any government documents.”
MPs Worry Over Mortgages
The Commons finance committee has voted down a motion to question the finance minister over looming impacts of interest rates on mortgage renewals. “I am very concerned about what is going to happen in the fall,” said Conservative MP Adam Chambers (Simcoe North, Ont.), sponsor of the motion: “We are not paying close enough attention to what is happening in the mortgage market.”
Target Small Realty Investors
Parliament must investigate the role of “smaller investors” in housing including Airbnb listers, says New Democrat MP Daniel Blaikie (Elmwood-Transcona, Man.). Liberal members of the Commons finance committee expressed interest, noting another Commons committee is already acting on an NDP motion to review “financialization of the housing market.”
Tips To Handle Controversies
Federal managers need “tips, tools and techniques” to deal with media on sensitive First Nations controversies, says the Department of Indigenous Services. It proposed to hire media coaches at undisclosed hourly rates: “Figure out who is taking the training and why.”
Overpayment Was “Lottery”
A federal agency that overpaid employees thousands of dollars by direct deposit waited too long to recover the money, a labour board has ruled. Federal lawyers likened the mistake to a “lottery” for lucky winners.
Radio Pioneer Broke License
Canada’s oldest public broadcaster has repeatedly breached terms of its license, says the CRTC. Regulators imposed no sanction on Alberta’s CKUA Radio network: “It must comply at all times.”
A Sunday Poem: “Zombies”
Dead organisms
buried,
decomposed,
turned into crude oil,
waiting.
Until they are brought to the surface,
eager to make contact
with today’s living organisms,
drag them across the boundary
that separates life
from death.
The list is long –
Exxon Valdez;
the Persian Gulf;
BP Deepwater Horizon –
but revenge-seeking zombies
are looking for more
than just fish,
ducks,
otters.
In the late night hour,
a tanker train
starts its way
to Lac-Mégantic.
By Shai Ben-Shalom




