Free Ventilators For Ukraine

Cabinet has donated a small portion of its mammoth pandemic ventilator stockpile to Ukrainian war victims. The Department of Public Works spent more than $700 million on Covid-era rush orders for ventilators that were never used: “I do have the Canadian taxpayers’ interests at heart when I am doing my job.”

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Mexican Write-Offs Unknown

A federal agency, Export Development Canada, yesterday said it was unsure of recovering millions it loaned for aircraft engines at an insolvent Mexican carrier. The Parliamentary Budget Office has sought greater disclosure of loan losses by Crown banks like EDC: “Parliament doesn’t pay too much attention to them.”

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Want Racist Supervisors Fired

Senior management at the Department of Immigration is so racist that cabinet should appoint an ombudsman to investigate employees’ complaints, says an internal report. “Some people do need to be fired,” the report quoted one staffer in describing office bigotry: “We need to weed these people out.”

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Convoy Panel In 18th Month

Parliament’s Special Joint Committee on the Declaration of Emergency yesterday entered its 18th month of deliberations with no deadline in sight for a final report into cabinet powers used against the Freedom Convoy. MPs complained they are still waiting to see all records in both official languages: “It became obvious the Liberal members of the committee were not prepared to permit the release of any government documents.”

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MPs Worry Over Mortgages

The Commons finance committee has voted down a motion to question the finance minister over looming impacts of interest rates on mortgage renewals. “I am very concerned about what is going to happen in the fall,” said Conservative MP Adam Chambers (Simcoe North, Ont.), sponsor of the motion: “We are not paying close enough attention to what is happening in the mortgage market.”

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Target Small Realty Investors

Parliament must investigate the role of “smaller investors” in housing including Airbnb listers, says New Democrat MP Daniel Blaikie (Elmwood-Transcona, Man.). Liberal members of the Commons finance committee expressed interest, noting another Commons committee is already acting on an NDP motion to review “financialization of the housing market.”

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Tips To Handle Controversies

Federal managers need “tips, tools and techniques” to deal with media on sensitive First Nations controversies, says the Department of Indigenous Services. It proposed to hire media coaches at undisclosed hourly rates: “Figure out who is taking the training and why.”

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A Sunday Poem: “Zombies”

 

Dead organisms

buried,

decomposed,

turned into crude oil,

waiting.

 

Until they are brought to the surface,

eager to make contact

with today’s living organisms,

drag them across the boundary

that separates life

from death.

 

The list is long –

Exxon Valdez;

the Persian Gulf;

BP Deepwater Horizon –

but revenge-seeking zombies

are looking for more

than just fish,

ducks,

otters.

 

In the late night hour,

a tanker train

starts its way

to Lac-Mégantic.

 

By Shai Ben-Shalom