After 13 Years & $3 Million

The Supreme Court is due to hear a last appeal in a landmark thirteen-year legal battle over federal powers to search lawyers’ files. Accounts obtained by Blacklock’s indicate the litigation cost taxpayers $3 million to date: “Whether it’s time well spent is another question”.

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)

Whales Cleared For Tankers

Cabinet will permit unrestricted oil tanker traffic through the “critical habitat” of Pacific humpback whales with revisions to its Species At Risk Act. The habit includes shipping lanes targeted by the proposed Enbridge Inc. Northern Gateway Pipeline: “They want to get the show on the road with Enbridge”.

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)

Honest Wait Times Pledged

The Canada Border Services Agency promises honest reporting of wait times under its latest attempt to avert travelers’ delays. The agency previously admitted to under-reporting wait times through guesswork: “I assumed this was already taking place”.

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)

“Robots” — A Poem

 

It starts in telemarketing.

 

Computers with human-like capabilities

make automated calls to customers,

deliver messages with precise intonation,

use voice recognition to engage in a dialogue.

 

People can’t always tell

whether they’re talking with a person

or a machine.

 

It ain’t stopping there.

 

A day will come

when these devices

will control our governments,

lead our nation.

 

They will make decisions about natural resources

while turning a blind eye

to the fragility of the environment,

the needs of indigenous communities.

 

They will close libraries and let go of scientists,

downplaying the value of research, knowledge, data.

 

They will stand up in the House of Commons

to deliver prescribed answers

with little relevancy to the issue at hand;

then sit, smile,

accept the cheer of their caucus

with a nod of approval,

wait for the next question

to come from the other robot

right across the aisle.

 

(Editor’s note: poet Shai Ben-Shalom, an Israeli-born biologist, examines current events in the Blacklock’s tradition each and every Sunday)

Must Be Spring

The Commons will debate a private bill proclaiming a National Garden Day each and every June.
The legislation would celebrate home and commercial horticulture across Canada, including one Prairie City where the growing season lasts just eight weeks: “Nearly everybody loves flowers. It makes people feel good.”

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)

Feds Sued On Hidden Files

Transport Canada is being taken to Federal Court over its refusal to divulge even basic information about the country’s no-fly list. The department was cited for concealing records by the Office of the Information Commissioner: ‘You are denied on the basis of nothing that you can know about’.

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)

A ‘Plan’ To Weaken Unions

Widening restrictions on federal employees’ right to strike are a bid to weaken labour, says the Customs and Immigration Union. Employees are suing cabinet to overturn an order declaring as many as 1500 new employees “essential” and forbidden from striking: “That is their larger plan”.

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)

20 Careers To Reconsider

A confidential cabinet memo cautions Canadians in certain occupations will have trouble finding work over the next decade. Industry Canada compiled a list of careers projected to flatten by the year 2022: “There will likely be pressure”.

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)

“Silly” Regulations Targeted

Health Canada must amend “silly” rules under the Food and Drugs Act that regulate some types of lipstick in the same manner as cancer drugs, says a manufacturers’ group. Industry appealed for further amendments to a bill now before the Commons: “I have never met anyone who thinks this makes sense”.

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)

Migrant Labour System Rife With Abuse, Report Claims

Legislation governing migrant labour must prevent conditions akin to human trafficking, says an independent report. The study concluded the system is rife with abuses including five-figure recruitment fees charged by offshore recruiters: “It’s time we start taking this very seriously”.

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)

Feds Sued On Strike Curbs

Cabinet is being taken to Federal Court by employees on a claim it overreached in limiting workers’ right to strike. It is the first lawsuit of its kind stemming from no-strike provisions of an omnibus budget bill signed into law this past winter: “I think its completely ridiculous”.

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)

Privacy “Subjective” In Law

A new federal privacy bill gives corporations “subjective” leeway in deciding when and where to divulge breaches of clients’ information, analysts say. Bill S-4 is the largest rewrite of federal privacy law since 2001: “This has been a long, long time coming”.

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)

Half Will See 90

A 90-year lifespan will soon be commonplace for Canadians, says the Office of the Chief Actuary. Authorities said projections will see Canadians grow to be among the oldest people on earth: ‘How is the government planning to cover the costs?’

This content is for Blacklock’s Reporter members only. Please login to view this content. (Register here.)