A third of Ontarians and 14 percent of Albertans are environmental skeptics who resent paying higher prices in the name of ecology, says an in-house study by the Department of Environment. “This group skews male and younger, under 44,” wrote researchers: “Cost is by far the most common barrier.”
Compulsory Vax Not Easy
Compulsory vaccination of the largest workforce in the country will be “a complicated program to roll out,” said Dr. Theresa Tam, chief public health officer. Cabinet has said it will require all 300,540 federal employees to be vaccinated by month’s end: “Should people show proof upon entry to different buildings?”
Poem: “The Very Lonely PM”
In his office,
the Canadian Prime Minister
looks at the world map.
Friends have become hard to find.
The trade irritations with the U.S.
The Huawei headache with China.
The unfortunate visit to India.
The Brazilian “Trump of the Tropics.”
The aggression of Russia in Ukraine.
The Rohingya genocide in Myanmar.
The civil war in South Sudan.
The persecution of LGBTQ in Iran.
The collapse of Venezuela.
The refugees of Syria.
The children of Yemen.
And Britain is busy with Brexit, he thinks,
and France with the Yellow Vests.
They won’t have time for me.
His eyes focus on the Austria-Switzerland border.
“Get me the Prince of Liechtenstein,” he calls,
a grin breaks on his face.
“I just found our new ally.”
(Editor’s note: poet Shai Ben-Shalom, an Israeli-born biologist, writes for Blacklock’s each and every Sunday)

Flag Flown At Vacant Office
Political aides yesterday flew an Indigenous “survivors’ flag” at Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s office in solemn observance of National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. Trudeau was holidaying at the seaside town of Tofino, B.C. at the time, Global News confirmed: ‘It would be an insult if this were to become yet another paid day at the cottage.’
Web Censorship “Disturbing”
Academics and human rights advocates say an internet censorship bill proposed by Heritage Minister Steven Guilbeault is “aggressive,” “punitive” and “disturbing.” The bill to be introduced after lapsing in the last Parliament would penalize bloggers, Facebook users and internet publishers for legal content deemed harmful: ‘The proposals fail to account for the importance of protecting political dissent.’
Feds Looked For 1000 Rooms
The Department of Immigration in an internal email said it was looking to provide free accommodation for some 1,000 illegal immigrants and asylum seekers as a pandemic precaution. Costs were not detailed: “How many illegal migrants have entered Canada since the start of the pandemic?”
Covid Expert Versus Expert
Dueling medical experts in an Ontario Superior Court case could not agree on how Covid is spread after eighteen months of evidence. “It is enough to note they are different,” wrote the Court: “We are not required to have to choose the opinion of one over the other.”
Millionaire’s Estate In Court
Tax Court has rejected claims for an eight-figure charitable credit by the estate of a millionaire philanthropist. Evidence showed Edmond Odette’s heirs arranged a $17.7 million credit on an IOU: “The plan failed.”
Work In Part About ‘Caring’
Political aides in the Prime Minister’s Office instructed staff to “work in some compassionate lines about caring” in public statements on mask shortages at nursing homes, according to internal emails. Most Covid victims in Canada were over 80: “It feels weird that there’s nothing we can do.”
Fined $400K But Saved $31M
The Toronto-Dominion Bank withheld promised fee discounts from half a million seniors in Canada, according to a federal investigation. The Bank yesterday was fined $400,000 for breach of the Bank Act but saved $31 million by withholding seniors’ rebates: “TD does not dispute these totals.”
Gov’t Faces $15 Billion Claims
Cabinet faces up to $15 billion in costs after a federal judge yesterday upheld claims of systemic underfunding of First Nations child welfare programs. Federal lawyers had fought the case since 2007: “No one can seriously doubt First Nations people are among the most disadvantaged.”
Feds Looked For Alleged Bias
Attorney General David Lametti’s department commissioned in-house research on racial profiling by traffic police in the aftermath of the George Floyd case. The $147,463 study found Canadian drivers pulled over admitted their own wrongdoing and saw no evidence of bias: “They did not perceive they were being targeted in any way.”
Commentary Cost $157K Job
A $157,000-a year justice of the peace has lost her job after publishing a newspaper commentary. “The misconduct was very serious,” the Ontario Superior Court ruled in dismissing a claim of free speech: “She defended it as accurate and truthful.”
Art Complaint Cost $103,400
A single complaint from a passerby prompted the Department of Public Works to budget more than $103,000 to restore a sculpture outside the post office in Stouffville, Ont., according to Access To Information records. The fading artwork nicknamed “the lemon” by local ratepayers was in a cabinet minister’s riding: “This is embarrassing.”
Covid Kills Retirement Plans
Most Canadians expect to carry the impact of pandemic debts into retirement, the Canadian Institute of Actuaries said yesterday. Researchers found the financial fallout from Covid was so bleak more than one in ten Canadians, 14 percent, said they “do not expect to ever retire.”



