Feds Decriminalize Scofflaws

Playing softball on the Plains of Abraham is no longer a federal crime. Cabinet further clarified new regulations that also decriminalized graffiti, skinny dipping and rollerblading at the site of the famed 1759 battle: “It is mostly dogs that are the problem”.

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