A Senate bill banning the capture and display of whales, dolphins and porpoises could damage marine research, says the Department of Fisheries. Legislators cited intense lobbying over the bill; one Senator said he’d received nearly 1,000 emails: “What is driving this?”
A monetary theorist has lost a legal bid to pay off old debts with a promissory note. Court of Queen’s Bench in Alberta blamed the failed scheme on a U.K. website and “preposterous” reading of a Library of Parliament report: “As Milton Friedman observed, There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.”
Cabinet will table by June its plan to permit the RCMP to unionize. The initiative comes more than two years after the Supreme Court struck down a Mountie union ban as unconstitutional.
“The President of the Treasury Board and Minister of Public Safety are committed to responding to Senate recommendations as soon as possible in order to provide clarity to RCMP members and reservists,” cabinet wrote in a tabling yesterday in the Senate. “It is anticipated the proposed response to the Senate will be tabled by the spring of 2017.”
The Supreme Court on January 16, 2015 fixed a one-year deadline to have Parliament pass an RCMP union bill, then extended the deadline to May 17, 2016 following election of the 42nd Parliament. The bill is currently awaiting reintroduction in the Commons after senators amended its original terms.
“It is in the Minister’s court,” Senator Larry Campbell (Independent-B.C.) said in an earlier interview. “We acted on it, and then they missed two deadlines. I have no idea what they are doing.”
“How long does it take to review this?” said Campbell; “We’re going on a year since the amendments passed. If one of their bills came back and we held it for a year, they would be screaming their heads off.”
MPs in 2016 passed the original Bill C-7 An Act To Amend The Public Service Labour Relations Act that permits Mounties to negotiate pay and benefits. The bill contained numerous exemptions to collective bargaining, including issues over staffing and equipment, demotions, appointments, “law enforcement techniques” and grievances over misconduct.
Cabinet at the time said some bill must pass quickly. “Delaying the passage of this legislation is problematic,” Liberal MP Joyce Murray (Vancouver Quadra), parliamentary secretary for the Treasury Board, told the Commons in 2016.
“Members could be represented by multiple bargaining agents, making it difficult for the RCMP to maintain a cohesive national approach to labour relations,” said Murray. “That is especially worrisome given the nature and function of our national police force.”
“Think of a time when the RCMP might be called in to address a situation of disorder that has to do with a strike and collective bargaining,” said Murray. “How would its members respond if it were members of the same union that was on strike?”
Senators subsequently amended the Commons bill, stripping away most exemptions to collective bargaining. Cabinet had opposed the amendments.
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Any federal bill to legalize cannabis would breach three international treaties, admits Health Minister Dr. Jane Philpott. The Minister’s remarks yesterday in Senate Question Period confirmed a 2016 parliamentary report that legalizing marijuana violates global treaties dating from 1961: “We would not want to put Canadians’ travel in jeopardy.”
A third of Canadians say the country is letting in too many immigrants, according to in-house polling by Citizenship Canada. The research was done as cabinet proposed to raise immigration quotas to 300,000 this year: “Do you feel there are too many?”
A federal labour board has upheld the firing of a government employee who lied about her father’s death to spend paid bereavement leave on a Mexican beach. The complainant was sunk by Facebook postings of her sun holiday: “Gonna be a tequila sunrise.”
Canada is weak in enforcing intellectual property rights, a Senate Liberal forum was told yesterday. The remarks echoed 2016 criticism by Apple Inc. that Canada trails the U.S. and European Union in protecting trademarks, patents and copyrights: “We are doing a poorer job than a banana republic.”
Senators are seeking internal audits of Canada Student Loan losses following another large write-off of uncollectable debts. Write-offs cost taxpayers $178.4 million this year, following $176 million in losses the previous year: “We’re looking at performance and results.”
Legislation to end an old rivalry over which city can claim rights as the cradle of Confederation is bound for Senate committee hearings. The bill would write Charlottetown’s claim into federal law: “We can have a lot of pride in this.”
Atlantic Canada faces a disastrous demographic bubble that may leave the region in debt and perpetual stagnation, say economists. Witnesses yesterday told the Senate national finance committee the region’s challenges are dire: “I don’t think anybody knows what to do.”
The fate of a private bill to fix DNA privacy rights in federal law is uncertain, says a Commons sponsor. Cabinet has urged that MPs strip away most provisions of the bill in a free vote: “The amendments are dangerous.”
Parliament should stem a decline in private sector unionization rates, says a Liberal senator. Legislators yesterday urged repeal of two Conservative union bills described by cabinet as anti-labour: “Unions are losing that delicate balance.”
Mounties have large heads, according to a new order for the RCMP’s famous Stetsons. Hat sizes are also typically larger in Western Canada, said one manufacturer: “What I have noticed is the younger generation has bigger heads.”
Parliament has spent billions on public works subsidies without any clear accounting of results, says the Senate national finance committee. Senators yesterday cited a “bewildering” array of infrastructure programs run through 31 separate federal agencies and departments: “Let’s keep it simple.”
The loss of NHL rights cost the CBC 62 percent of its entire English network ad revenues, say newly-released accounts. The figures confirm a 2016 Access To Information memo that detailed staggering losses after the CBC lost its monopoly on hockey broadcasts: “Additional money is unconscionable.”
