Threaten Vax Mandate Fines

Airports, banks, radio stations and other federally-regulated employers face cash fines if they do not mandate vaccination of workers, the labour department said yesterday. Cabinet stopped short of repeating an earlier threat to strip workers of legal rights to challenge vaccine orders: “Get vaccinated. That’s what Canadians expect.”

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Senator Sought Tax Figures

Carbon tax waivers will save farmers nearly a half billion next year while tax credits for oil and gas companies are worth an average $1.8 billion annually, the Parliamentary Budget Office said yesterday. The figures were requested by Senator Rosa Galvez (Que.), sponsor of a Senate motion to declare a climate crisis: “We owe Canadians.”

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Beach Spokesperson Demoted

A spokesperson who assured reporters Justin Trudeau “wasn’t on a beach” on Reconciliation Day was demoted yesterday. The Prime Minister was twice photographed on a beach. Trudeau had promised to “set a higher bar for openness and transparency in government.”

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MPs Slow $7.4B Spending Bill

The Commons finance committee yesterday rejected a bid by cabinet to speed billions in new pandemic relief spending. Too much has already been spent too quickly without oversight or auditing, the committee was told: “We don’t want to waste another $100 million, $200 million, a billion dollars on mismanagement or fraud.”

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Fed Bank Suspends Christian

The Bank of Canada has suspended without pay a Christian manager who pleaded for a work-at-home exemption from compulsory vaccination. The latest enforcement measure follows a landmark Supreme Court ruling that governments had no business validating religious convictions: “It hurt so badly. I just wanted to work.”

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MPs Demand Kabul Hearings

Reid Sirrs, Canada’s last ambassador to Afghanistan, faces questioning at parliamentary hearings over his abrupt departure from Kabul. Ambassador Sirrs fled the country though an estimated 1,250 Canadians left behind were at risk of kidnapping and murder: “Get to the bottom of it.”

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Fear Covid Loans Were Risky

Pandemic relief for business was so hurried and haphazard taxpayers may never see recovery of all loans, a federal agency said yesterday. Deficit spending from the outbreak of the pandemic has totaled $508.9 billion overall: ‘Programs may not include controls to prevent major errors.’

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MPs Seek Labour Act Rewrite

A cabinet bill on workers’ paid sick leave should have more generous terms, New Democrats said yesterday. Amendments are “so important to protect the worker, the family and also to protect the public,” said MP Peter Julian (New Westminster-Burnaby, B.C.).

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This Will Go On For “Months, Possibly Even Years”: Cabinet

Pandemic health precautions may last “months, possibly even years,” warns Health Minister Jean-Yves Duclos. His remarks to reporters followed questions over whether Duclos’ department will now redefine full vaccination to include a third Covid shot for millions of people: “May Canadians be expected to get a shot every six months consistently going forward?”

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MP Now A Cabinet Secretary

A Liberal MP who tweeted “every skinny aboriginal girl is on crystal meth” has been named parliamentary secretary for Crown-Indigenous relations. The appointment carries an $18,100 bonus to the $185,800-a year salary for MP Jaimie Battiste (Sydney-Victoria, N.S.): “Why do I assume every skinny aboriginal girl is on crystal meth or pills?”

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Ponder Code For Contractors

Cabinet will consider whether the Canada Labour Code should apply to federal contractors, says Labour Minister Seamus O’Regan. MPs pressed for clarification on whether vendors including small suppliers must comply with standards mandated for Canada’s largest corporations: “How far do we go? Contractor to a contractor? The aunt or wife of an uncle of a contractor?”

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No Moderna For Young Men

Young men and boys aged 12 to 29 should no longer take a Moderna shot after millions of doses were already administered, says a federal panel. The National Advisory Committee on Immunization cited a rare but troubling incidence of heart inflammation: “Pfizer-BioNtech is preferred to Moderna.”

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Sunday Poem: “Don Quixote”

 

At Walmart,

passed on the self-checkout

and stood in line for the cashier.

 

Followed her red-and-purple nail polish

as she placed my socks, toothbrush, and cat food

in the plastic bag.

 

At the Royal Bank,

skipped the ATM and

asked the teller for my balance.

 

She circled the number on the printout,

inquiring about my experience with

online banking.

 

At Pearson International,

ignored the check-in kiosk and

handed my papers to the attendant.

 

Nodded as he showed me

how to do it myself

next time.

 

Saved three jobs today.

 

(Editor’s note: poet Shai Ben-Shalom, an Israeli-born biologist, writes for Blacklock’s each and every Sunday)